mrs spimf
mrs spimf is bright - very bright. her IQ pisses over the mensa tests. however like many bright individuals she has a staggering defecit in the common sense department. that coupled with an endearing trait that she has complete trust in anything i tell her has over the years thrown up a few belters - so far mrs spimf has swallowed:

her little set of girly pastel coloured dumbells also come and a handy inflatable travel version.

lava lamps contain real lava "yes Mrs Spimf - they employ little Fillpino kids in particularly hot sweat shops to spoon 1200 °C liquid rock into glass jars you can heat up with a 20 watt bulb"

audley harrison (world heavy weight boxing champion) and ainsley harriot (grinning buffoon tv 'cook') are the same person

there was a 3rd world war in the 50's that america won

other oddities are her belief that seahorses were mythical creatures - like unicorns, when i showed her a seahorse in an aquarium shop once she nearly fainted

there will be edits to this as soon as i remember some more
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:08, 3 replies)

Tell her that
crudely drawn spunking cock tattoos are awesome.
(Aatxe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, closed)

She sounds
horrifically like my brother. A genius, but devoid of common sense. Unfortunately most of his gaffes involve a lack of tact and telling people things they shouldn't know rather than harmless total trust.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:41, closed)

I bet that's not the only thing
she's swallowed


fnar fnar etc
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, closed)