My most gullible momentSomeone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.
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rob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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Turns your shit black and makes you fat (yet happy)If you've ever had an Irish drink called "Guinness", it was probably made in the brewery in Dublin. It's a huge place beside the river Liffey, and as a kid we used to drive past it on the way into town.
Here it is!
My mother was (and is to this day) a compulsive liar, but one of her nicer lies she told to me on of these trips. I was 4 or 5.
While driving past, she pointed out the white-capped stills, and said that they were in fact giant milk bottles for giant babies.
I believed this for a long time.. For some reason i wasn't terrified or had nightmares for 20 years. Shows something about my character that even then i found weird things cool. Things like King Kong-sized babies and the paedophiles that love them.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:56, Reply)
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