HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Remembrance day assembly in collegeUtterly boring pisshead deputy head of college has been rambling on about remembrance day to a big hall full of students, who were understandably getting hot and bothered, considering she is irritating and nasal, and we all wanted to run around and do student stuff, like not go to lessons and talk shit.
So, as is her custom at the end of an assembly, she decides to play a track out over the speakers in the hall, which will have some vague reference to whatever she has been chatting about for the past half hour.
Considering its remembrance, and you are supposed to show some respect and all, my mate pipes up, and shouts/sings:
"HUH! WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"
to naught but rapturous applause to those of us around him, and stern looks and a later arse-kicking from this deputy head.
Also, his length and girth are quite respectable.
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:56, Reply)
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