I was really spannered in a club once
And saw what I (genuinely!) thought was a small child walking across the dance floor.

I grabbed all my mates and pointed, in the fashion of 'what the fuck's a child doing in this den of drugs and general iniquity?'

Needless to say, he turned round and caught about 5 people staring at him and pointing. And yes, he was a midget, and was old enough to be in the club.

*shame*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:20, Reply)