I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Why you dont make trains in slidesI was with my cousins and some mates at a waterpark on the outskirts of Perth. As you do while at a waterpark we made trains in the slides (I'm not sure if this means the same in England, but making a train is a whole bunch of you joining together to go down the slide at the same time)
Anywho, I was first in line and shot down. Once I was in the slide i slowed right down and stopped. My faithful cousin came flying down the slide, kicked the lower part of my spine causing all of the muscles around the lower part of my spine to contract making me unable to move my back without pain for the next 2 months. If that wasnt enough, for some reason I was pooing blood for the next three days because of it.
THAT IS WHY YOU DONT MAKE TRAINS!!!
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faultykyle, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 8:32,
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