Mine and my friends genitals. (An adaptation by Renaissance Pictures, in association with Film Four)
Right. Me first, because I'm writing it and even more importantly, I'm the winner/best/man/pimpmomma/greatest.

I went to a party once. It was a very nice one, with lots of boys older than me, and plus it was dress up (I went as Pinkie Tuscadero, but never mind). I got rather drunk on all sorts of children's alcohol like Mad Dog 20/20 and Vladivar vodka, and then sat heavily and at great speed on a fence. I'd been aiming for the bricky surroundy bit, but I sat on the iron spiky bit and had to have two stitches on part of my.....parts.

The Lady S: We went to the woods for picnic and giggles. There's a big assault course there, all made out of logs, bits of logs and sticks. So wood then. There's these big long horizontal lifty things, and the man below (her beau, and the most volatile man I've ever known bless him)tried to lift one of these horizontal loggy things with the lady S on and put it down somewhat roughly while she was koala bear-ing on top of it. The only time you'll ever hear a posh bird shout 'Ow my C***!'

Jam Master J: Sat on his drummer's stool without the seat on. Or as he terms it 'That f**king thing violated me...'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:11, Reply)