I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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PaiiiiinI went on holiday in Wales a couple of years ago and forgot to pack my jodhpurs. Never mind, I thought, cowboys ride in jeans all the time, it'll be cool in a sort of cowgirl rodeo chic kind of way.
One leisurely hack later, my girly bits were in complete agony. I spent the rest of the week applying Savlon to places I didn't know I had.
How do cowboys do it?!
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:37, Reply)
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