not me, but a little brat :D
I used to live in a rough part of Swansea (on the border of Blaen-y-maes and Portmead if anyone's heard of them). We had a house which was on the corner of a small close halfway up a long hill, which we had full view of.

One afternoon, me n me dad are talking in the living room, and we happen to notice this small schoolkid walking on the neighbours wall. We also see some of the neighbours shouting at the kid, as he's apparently walked all the way across this wall from about 10 houses down, and broken someone's fence. He's all smug, and proceeds to carry on walking across our wall too, almost breaking our fence too on the front wall. He hops down, walks across our drive, and hops up rather cheekily on the side wall, which leads around the side into the close, and has no fence protecting it.

Cue my father choosing this oppertune time to bang the window, which causes just enough of a distraction for the kid to fall either side of the wall, trapping said private parts under his complete body weight. Crying his eyes out, me n dad laughed for ages as we watched him limp all the way up the road bow-legged for 10 minutes until he went out of view.

That'll learn him.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:03, Reply)