I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Tiger WillyWhen you get out of the shower, and have to iron a shirt, always wear underwear/a towel. I didn't and caught my old chap with the side of the iron. Lovely tiger stripe for a couple of weeks and no action possible. Oh, and yes it hurt mightily.
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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 13:05,
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