I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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minty fresh ballsSuffering from a terrible chest infection, I accepted a small bottle of eucalyptus essential oil (or it could have been mint) to rub on my chest. The sensation was like immersing oneself in extra-strong mints, and made my breathing much easier as I went to sleep ...
Only to wake up moments later with an excruciating pain in my pills. As one does, I'd been absentmindedly handling the fellas without first washing my hands of the oil. The sensation was akin to dangling them in fire and I had to rush to the bathroom to douse them in gallons of cold water.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:03, Reply)
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