I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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OuchDue to a freak accident, I got chewing gum stuck in my pubes. If you've ever got chewy stuck in your hair, you'll know it's nigh-on-impossible to get it out, so I thought I'd just leave it there till I got home. However, with every step I took, the evil mass of gum drew in more pubes, pulling them tighter and tighter until I was wincing as I walked.
I had to shave them all off when I got home.
A little more length is always nice.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:12, Reply)
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