I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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And it burns, burns, burns...There we all were, stoned off our coconuts in the park figuring out 101 uses for a traffic cone and sharing drink/drugs/women/skateboards when the nut that is my mate Henry announced he was 'going bald'. As he was well known for having a fine afro we were slightly bemused.
Down went the kegs, out came the lighter and snap, crackle and pop went his pubes. Yes, he had set fire to the hair in his nether regions for no discernable reason. Must have been excruciating but we laughed until we cried as he rolled up into a ball.
Scorched earth? Scorched girth more like.
He then part shaved/part pulled off remaining offending pubic hairs and buried them in a little plot between the flower beds and firs in Kings Heath park. Years later people still come up to him and say 'remember that night when you...'
Dont do drugs kids.
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prem1um is full of life, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:53,
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