I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Olbas OilEver heard of the stuff? You put it on a hankerchief, keep it in a warm place and sniff it occasionally to clear your bunged up nose.
Whatever you do, do NOT keep it warm by putting it in your underpants (as I did), unless of course you like your bollock sack to feel like it's at sub zero temperatures :-(
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:53,
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