I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Expertly ProbedHaving been a long time sufferer of various bowel complaints (I know, what a catch you are thinking) I have been professionally probed on many occasions. Some have been gentle, even kind, whilst others have been rather more brusque and brutal.
My pain was not on the probing of my rude bits on this occasion, it was more the shame of looking over my shoulder whilst the probing was in progress in a consulting room in the London Hospital. As the doctor had me at a disadvantage, all I could muster was 'Could you please close the door.......'
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:35, Reply)
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