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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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That'll learn me
I was about 9 at the time, and decided that I would taunt the boy in our class who was a bit volatile, just because he was so bloody volatile!

Anyway, I delivered my remarks and turned to run down my planned escape route, running fanny first into the pointy, pointy corner of a desk.

Pisser.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 17:05, Reply)

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