I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I hurt my rude bitsOn holiday a good few years ago on one of the nameless greek islands me and the future missus mediaslut had bagged a room straight off the ferry. Blazing sunshine and a semi private balcony overlooking the town square.
Bliss.
Anyhoo, missus M is leaning over the balcony in a very tight little sarong type thing (long before everything is very tight on her) and I, being red of blood and seduced by the opportunity parted the sarong and started work.
After a bit I became aware of her thong that was resolutely refusing to stay out of the way.
Ignored it.
Mistake.
Spent the rest of the holidays diving in and out of salty water and wearing swimming shorts with an inch long gash in my schlong.
Still brings tears to me eyes.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 17:38, Reply)
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