Double posting whore.
Joke.
A man was employed in a metal factory working the fly press. His job was to insert a length of metal in the press and punch six small holes in it. One day he had not put himself away properly after going for a slash, and he returned to his bench. Suddenly his dick fell out and he accidentally punched 6 holes in it. He quicky wrapped it in a towel and rushed to the staff room and bandaged it up then carried on with his work. About a week later he decided to examine his cock and was horrified to discover the holes had all healed up open and when he went for a piss it was coming out in 6 jets all over the place. This displeased him somewhat so he went to the doctor. Upon examining his cock, the doctor said he would have to refer him to an expert and began writing a letter. The man asked, "Is this a special cock doctor you're sending me to?"
The doctor replied, "No. He is a flute player, but he will be able to show you how to hold it".
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 14 Jul 2006, 18:29, Reply)