I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Let's splitwhen I was courting my wife, we were getting amourous at a friends flat. We started to mess about, being a little rough on entry I felt something give. Yep, I'd split myself. I ran to the loo for toilet paper to stem the bloodflow. There was only one roll in the shithouse and it was on top of this cystern. I pulled at it and the lot went down the bog and got soaked. I managed to stem the floe, but I was cautious about entry for quite a few years afterwards.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 23:17, Reply)
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