I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Back in my even more youngerer days...At the age of about fifteen, I was loitering at the bus stop, waiting for the bus home, when one of my 'mates' punched me in the bollocks as hard as he could. Had me rolling around on the pavement trying not to throw up.
Hey, not a great story, I know, but what can I say? Sometimes real life isn't as amusing as the TV makes it out to be.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 23:52, Reply)
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