I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Never confuse labelsWhen I was a teen, and in the habit of experimenting, masturbationally, I'd heard that vaseline was the best lubricant. So, next time I was in need of some light relief (probably about 2 minutes later - I seemed to spend an inordinate amount of time shaking hands with the old feller in my adolescence), I went to the bathroom, and grabbed the Vaso.
In my eanestness, I went back to my room, and de-lidded the container, and applied a BIG swathe of lubricant to my turgid todger, only to find that a) Vaseline and Vicks Vapo-rub have almost identical jars, b) the skin of the penis, while erect is very thin and sensitive, c) Menthol burns like almightly hell on the privates, d) it takes a lot of cold water to wash off Vicks, as by it's nature, it is water-resistant, and e) when in pain, you can lose an erection very very quicly.
Abandoned the concept of Vaso after that.
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 2:49, Reply)
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