I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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At a barbecue last weekMy judo-loving friend decides he wants to "teach" me, a new move, meaning practise it himself. This, for some reason, involves planting his ankle squarely in my knackers and tossing me over his head by my own weight (on my knackers) somehow managing to strike my face below the eye somewhere on the way. That was fun
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 4:52, Reply)
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