I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Back when I was young, and maybe a bit dumber than I am now,I decided to get my nipples and foreskin pierced.
I went for it on my 18th birthday. It hurt a bit but the guy was a professional and, having followed his advice to the letter, they all healed well.
My then grrlfiend was not happy at having to wait a fortnight before being able to play with my penis, but was very appreciative of the look, and later the feel of the foreskin ring.
However, she was never very gentle when it came to sex. So one night she attached a chain to all three rings, and proceeded to lead me around the bedroom by it. And then started to yank the chain, hard. Very hard. I soon wasn't hard. Especially when she yanked so hard that one of the nipple rings tore free of my flesh, I collapsed, whimpering to the floor and resolved never to play bondage games again. Thankfully only my nipple was torn, so no embarrasing trip to A+E with a torn foreskin was neccessary.
Length? Well, it's a bit longer than it used to be.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Jul 2006, 5:27,
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