A QOTW I can relate to!
When I was a kid, we moved into a new house that had only recently been built. At the end of the drive there was a four or five foot drop into the garden and the builders had left some old doors propped up against the wall which me, my brothers and the neighbourhood kids would slide down. I should really have checked for rusty nails because on one of my descents I heard a ripping noise and then a slightly moist sensation. I'd torn my arse open and had to be rushed to hospital for stitches. Still got the scar now.

A few years later, I was cleaning my bike with special bike cleaning fluid (i.e. furniture polish) which buffed up the seat right nice. I went out for a bike ride with my mates, slammed the brakes on and slid, frictionless, off the seat and on to the crossbar. It was the first time I'd ever been hit in the bollox and it really hurt...

Finally, a couple of years ago (last year actually) me and my girlfriend of the time were getting saucy on the sofa. Horny as fuck, I had my clothes ripped off and she got down to her best La Senza scanties (red and black, whimper). She moved her leg, there was a slight pain and then a lot of moisture. I looked down and there was blood pouring from the end of my cock. She panicked, I ran to the shower, dripping blood everywhere. I didn't get laid that night...
(Ghostlight, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 11:01, Reply)