worst of all
First of all I didnt do any of this to me, just a load of feckin doctors.

I was about 5/6 and I started getting a huge pain any time I tried to take a piss, so off we got to the docotor and told me and my parents that I have an undescened testicle. Now to me at the time I have no clue, took me a good 10 years to work it all out.
So in I go to the hospital to get me ball dropped. Little did I realise what they were about to do.
First they cut me from my waist line down to my penis, then they circumscied me, and that wasnt enough for them, they then cut open the sac's so that the scar runs from the base of the penis to about half way to me arse. Then probably just for a laugh they decide to cut all the way up my penis from the base to the very top.
So the scary bit was waking up to seen loads of stitches everywhere down there, and i mean loads, it was more or less back with the stitches, then of course are those salt baths ahhhh, fucking agony.
The funny thing was when I woke up I looked down and saw this huge thing around my penis, it was made out of plaster and looked like a huge penis, i remeber asking my mother "what have they done ? , have they stretched it ?"
cue fits of laughter from them and me not knowing what the joke was.
One more thing, if u get stitches as a kid they may look small, but they've stretched as an adult some of them is a good 1-2 inches wide, the fuckers.
The one good thing is for women, i've a case of desensitive penis, meaning i feel feck all so i can go longer, and yea thats a bad thing for me.
Puts trapping your lad in a trouser fly n perspective :P
(muineach, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 13:02, Reply)