I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Another one.a few months ago, I was taking a piss, when the doorbell rang, so double the pressure and finish up quickly, a quick hand wash and almost to the front door when the pain hit.
I had managed to grate the bishops roll neck on zip, luckily not bad just caught it a little bit. staggered to the door, was polite to the hausfrau and then when she had gone decided to check the damage, and possibly "apply antiseptic cream", the damage was a little graze, that had pissed blood all over my nice white checked boxers.
Also being a graze it had a rather large scab that I was paranoid of it breaking and either bleeding more or even worse scarring.
luckily now it is OK, but nearly 3 weeks without a wank through fear of scaring my bishops rollneck was by far the worst part.
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 17:14,
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