Accidental and also deliberate damage
Accidental - When i let my g/f (now mrs turtles head) touch my thingy for the first time. I had been practising twice a day and 3 times on a Sunday for several years....she had not really touched one before.She squeezed it as though trying to pop it, then alternately tried to pull it out to arms length, then ram it back so hard i would become a ladyboy. I had to inform her that it might be better if she was a tad gentler.


Deliberate - I chose to have a vasectomy. What suprised me was that they don't stitch you up, but use cornflour, as it helps to heal better supposedly. So for about a week, whenever I sat down, a small cloud puffed out of my pants.
Best thing was taking 2 cooked bits of pasta tube in a jar to work when i started back, showing the lads my 'souvenirs', then watching them go deathly white when i popped them in my mouth.


Don't worry about the length, it will all be over before you notice it.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 11:01, Reply)