I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Skatebording hurtsA used to cripple myself quite a few times while skating when i was a Kid
Ollieing (that's making the skateboard jump) then sliding down handrails, actually managed to do them but, one time front foot came off and landed on the hand rail on my nuts, very painful - did that a few times
Then once went for a long handrail (you would think ramming my testiciles inside my body i few times would have stopped me doing this but, NO!)got on the long rail, leaned to far back fell on the handrail and this time chipped by cocsic bone - now don't do handrails but 12 years on still skating!
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 12:32, Reply)
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