I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Less hurt, more not really deformed...Like most young lads I was intrigued by my dangly bits. I wasn't the most well sexed child so I had to try and work everything out by myself.
While musing upon the physical aspect of my cock I decided that I was deformed and this deformation was far to embarrasing to tell anyone about, even a doctor. For months I lay in bed at night worrying about whether they'd cut it off if I showed it too my GP.
It was only when I found out how to delete the history on my computer and I started to go on porn regularly that I realised that everyone had one! I wasn't a freak!!!!!
The deformity that had caused me so much worry? My frenulum.
No apologies for length, it's meant to be that big.......I think.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 12:37, Reply)
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