I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Bum sexing!A while ago,a few friends and I were out drinking,and Id been showing off (being the only girl amongst a few guys means I need to prove myself a bit) so basically,I was pretty drunk.
My boyfriend was talking about a secret he couldnt tell any of us,not even me,so I was a bit offended. In my infinate wisdom I said "If
you tell me I'll let you do me in the bum". Boyf said "What,right here?" "Yep" I say. So we all procede to a public loo. We all bundle in,I get my skirt up,and he plunges it in. I scream,cry,and hobble around the cubicle clutching my arsehole. Everyone laughs. I feel very silly.
He never told me the secret either.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 11:16, Reply)
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