I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My plumb bobAs a 13 year old lad embarking on my mastubatory career I decided one day to tie the plumb bob I had made on the lathe at Manual Arts around the part of my circumcised penis known as the sulcus whilst looking at my shoplifted black and white magazine of naked ladies. The nylon string and hangmans knot made for a most uncomfortable experience, breaking the skin, causing bleeding and put me off masturbation activities for 4 days, my longest stint off the tonk in my glorious and fulfilling career. Alas the plumb bob whilst swinging freely was not both vertical and perpendicular to any level plane through which it passed as I had drilled the hole at the top off centre.
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