I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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School tripOn a school trip to Wales, a lad who was a couple of years above me (and one half of a set of identical twins) managed to catch his foreskin in his jeans fly. Frantically trying to free it, he only tangled it more in the metal teeth. Hugely embarrassed at the situation and sharing a dorm with 25 other boys, he kept his jeans on for a further five days, even sleeping in them, until a teacher noticed that he was walking with a serious limp. Unable to free his little chap, the teacher drove him to A&E, where he was duly circumcised. Of course the whole school found out about it within a few days, and as people joked, him and his brother definitely weren't identical any more.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:30,
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