I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Banjo stringNot the normal injury you'd expect but a simple mistake made whilst cooking dinner. Having chopped garlic, onions and chilli's and washed my hands, I strolled to the loo for a pee. You'll all probably know how garlic and chilli really doesn't wash off your fingers straight away. Cue me getting a burning hot chopper and to add insult I had also picked my nose and had my nostril burn for about half an hour. I will point out that I did in fact wash my hands before I went back to the kitchen.
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 14:35,
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