I hurt my rude bits
Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
Buggered up bits
AS As any male i have had the usual hit in the nads by
ppl people who think
its it's funny.
AS As well, on hols, i was playing
sum some basket ball arcade thingy and was stood too close when one of the balls rebounded over the cage and hit me in the nads- the
gf girlfriend laughed- bitch!
Also - once having sex, felt slight burning sensation but carried on til i (and the
gf girlfriend ;) ) had done- fortunately i was using the withdrawal method as the burning was actually the inside of my cock tearing slightly hence me cumming blood spunk! nice! stung for a bit and i thought i would never use it
agen again but it was ok after a bit- bled like a bitch
tho though!! Was at that point the
gf girlfriend
sed said she doesnt do blood- hence quite good i was doing her from behind and caught it!
mod: no text speak, please
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Keyser Soze, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 16:39,
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