I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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"blood cut off by condom"aledgedly well-hung boy has purple bell-end due to strangulation by condom? hahha... well, yes, but if you only have to roll it 2" down your dick, that's hardly surprising.
Same kinda guy who says "I can't wear condoms, they're too small for me" I love it when people spout that line of shit... It's a good excuse to stretch a condom over my HEAD and say "Goodness... I'm surprised you can even walk: Your dick must be bigger than your head!!
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:15,
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