I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Ah lube!Decided once, in a rare moment of intimacy with now Ex Mrs Moondust, to use a bit of baby oil. Except we had run out, so I used Oilatum Extra Strong.
This is a particularly oily substance for pouring into baths, JUST A CAP FULL mind, to help reduce the effects of Psorisis or other flakey skin conditions. To which is does give dire warnings about "no undiluted use".
What a HANDFUL does to your knob is strip the skin off and leaves it feeling like you have had bleach poured on it, and your bawsack glow in the dark for days.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:57, Reply)
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