I bought an 'adult' DVD on a whim
I wasn't that impressed when I finally watched it. Loads of men and women performing all kinds of sexytiem shenanigans, men with men and women, women with women and men, everyone writhing about in a pool full of what looked like puy lentils. Quite disturbing!

Yep! They were "in-pulse bi's"*

/Coat
/Veal


*I've said it before but out-convolute THAT fucker Pooflake!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 23 May 2009, 8:54, 5 replies)

I hope there wasn't any rape on the DVD

( WormuIus, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:23, closed)

You Bastard!
I just loved the irony of your post last week making the "best of" page after the shitstorm of hysterical abuse thrown at you. Nice to see the Internet Bullies didn't win.

But one more pun like that and *I* ,might have to come round and skull-fuck you. We do have standards to uphold on here you know....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:38, closed)

The bar has been set...
I wait with bated breath to see the efforts from the coventry word letcher.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:52, closed)

There's more than one!
The venerable Pooflake, myself, Bluestar and Spankyhanky are all from the cultural and spiritual heartland that is Coventry1

Must be something in the water*




*Or, in the case of Pooflake, something in the cider**


** More cider.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:02, closed)

I was down on the south coast recently
A lovely little town by the sea it was... until I noticed the shifty overcoated men running around passing messages to each other and hiding behind post boxes.

I was surrounded by in-Pool spies.
( ejlflop errrrrgs. Regularly., Sun 24 May 2009, 23:07, closed)