Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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this is your lifeMy parent's 25th wedding anniversary, mum's 50th birthday, My Graduation and my 21st birthday called for a massive family party last summer. we had the family round from England, Ireland and Austria and it was really good fun.
My Sister who was phenomenal in organising the whole thing presented me with a red photo album "this is your life" style, with a load of pictures of me with funny captions.
I got to the pic of my with a fishing net the time I was certain I would catch a whale next to a picture of me with crabs after a succesfull crab-fishing trip in ireland.
So, in my greatful stupidity, I uttered the now immortal words
"aah, that's when I wanted to catch a whale, but I caught crabs instead"
In front of the entire family.
I will NEVER hear the end of this.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:23, 1 reply)
reminds me of a news item yesterdayabout the dangers of children going to the beech and catching crabs.
"yes hello madam, do you mind when your children catch crabs at the beach"
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:09, closed)
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