Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Tunnel of LoveOnce, at work, we were discussing how hot the underground system in London gets during the summer.
One of the people taking part in the discussion, who just so happened to be gay, mentioned that he had never been on the underground when it was hot.
To which my colleague, without flinching, said
"You mean you've never sat on a sweaty tube?"
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:36,
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Arf!I do find that gay people seem to say the best things unintentionally! See my post below :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:37,
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Agreeda female colleague who bats for the other side innocently remarked that after having far too much to drink at the weekend, she'd
"Woke up face down in a bush"
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