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The internet is full of mental. Ever been threatened with violence? Did it spill over into real life? Tell us your story. Or maybe you wish to buck the trend and tell us about the how you've met lots of quite nice, sane people.

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(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:54)
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Imagine if you can, that the Resident Loon is an autobot who 'transforms' from a tedious pun-spouter into a stalky gaz-loon.

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:07, 2 replies)
Imagine, if you will, that I really gave the slightest fuck about you, or what you say

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:09, closed)
We don't really need to use much imagination given your apparent obsession with him.

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:11, closed)
Who, Resident Loon?
You're the one who started the thread, you obsessed massive homo
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:22, closed)
Is English your third language?

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:28, closed)
Yes
No

I dunno, keep posting, I'm drunk and bored
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:14, closed)
So you're at home on your own getting drunk and upset on the internet?
Excellent work.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:07, closed)
Nah, yesterday I started drinking in Soho
Then I carried on in Camden

Then I got home and amused myself by trolling you guys while watching Buffy with the missus
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 10:22, closed)
Yup. You definitely trolled us there.
This is a definite case of you making other people look tragic. No diggedy.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:40, closed)
Well, this has certainly convinced me of your indifference.
And after I tried to explain it to you in terms you'd understand as well..
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:39, closed)
Explain it to me in terms of a scrawny, bony, little fucker having sex with a woman the size of Mount Snowdon
I might get it then
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:12, closed)
Oh man, this is the most self-referential QOTW thread ever.
You're actually turning into a crazy internet person, in a thread about a crazy internet person.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:25, closed)
Hahahaha
So is it true you married that?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:32, closed)
Would it help I told you what she turns into?

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:36, closed)
I have a screencap of your previous reply before you edited it just in case you need it for your archive
But seriously, did you really marry it?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:41, closed)
I'm liking this interesting response to 'people posting mental shit' of 'post more mental shit'.

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:42, closed)
Nah, I'll humour you
So she turns into what?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:05, closed)
You are really coming across well here.
No, really.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:17, closed)
Would you like to hazard a guess as to which posters in this thread are the ones generally regarded as trolls and bullies?

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:18, closed)
Hahahahaha
So, did you?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:19, closed)
Dude, you're never going to pass Basic Marshmallow 101 with skilz like this.

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:29, closed)
Eh, at least I'm online and paying attention to you
That's about the best you're going to get, like, ever
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:32, closed)
Still drunk
Still bored
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:18, closed)
INTERNETTING
It's like doing mouth farts with your fingers.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:45, closed)
Whatever you do, don't tell him the transformer story.
It'll confuse him so much he might turn into a nonce.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:46, closed)
Well, no. I wouldn't want to turn a man with a fetish for toys into some kind of dodgy pervy type

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:47, closed)
I love fresh electrical components...

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:48, closed)
So speaks the voice of experience

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:10, closed)
NO U

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:17, closed)
I'm not sure of your logic on this one,
I'm going off your fetish for childrens' toys.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:49, closed)
I'm going off your experience of noncing

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:04, closed)
But I haven't got any experience of noncing, nor of being nonced.
You, however, have a well documented fetish for toys and dead ropey women who look like you've paid them in class A narcotics.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:24, closed)
Save it for the judge, paedo

(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:50, closed)
So that's libel right there then, yeah?
MODS!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:54, closed)
Angry, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:54, closed)
Who said I was angry?
I was celebrating getting an awesome new job in TVland yesterday :)
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 10:25, closed)
I like your idea of celebration.
I particularly like the bit where you spend the evening being upset on the internet and then pretend that your incoherent blubbing should be blamed on your inability to hold your booze.

I mean ... I can understand your need to get drunk in order to tolerate an evening in the squat with your heroin-drained missus. But you could at least pay the poor moll a bit of attention rather than complaining about your boredom to strangers on the internet.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:02, closed)
Again, you think I'm upset
I was just enjoying the sport - now I'm full time employed again I won't have as much opportunity to wind up the shutins here
(, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 8:28, closed)


(, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 9:57, closed)
There aren't enough clicks in the world for this.

(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:52, closed)
Cheers.

(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:11, closed)
Well he's from the West Midlands and has lived on a council estate, so it's already a given that he's irredeemably thick and racist.
Noncing is only a few short steps from there.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 3:03, closed)
You're thinking of Monty

(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:03, closed)
Oh do be quiet you oaf.

(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:18, closed)
Hahahaha
Hello Monty, still thick and racist, then?
(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:23, closed)
Do shut up, there's a dear.

(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:33, closed)
Oh Monts
Always with the zingy one-liners
(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:38, closed)
That's a pretty horrible thing to say about someone you know nothing about.
Says quite a lot about you really.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:40, closed)
Whoa, there. Go easy, gonz.
He was totally drunk while celebrating an awesome job and yet simultaneously bored despite being with his (admittedly smack-wracked) life partner watching shit telly. This clearly explains his online whimpering and obsession with the happy and healthy relationship of two complete strangers.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 14:39, closed)
You're right, it does say a lot about me
It says that I pick my targets, for one thing
(, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 8:25, closed)
*waves*

(, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:56, closed)
Yes, I imagine there are

(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:56, closed)
It's funny because I am fat.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:23, closed)
Wow...
... So now anyone who doesn't agree with Dr. "Is English your fourth language? LOLZ" Shambolic and AB's point of view gets some kind of double ended malcoordinated dry-humping. Abused because they're using the internet at the same time at them, and seem to project everything they fear about themselves onto their victim. Way to go!

I'm guessing my incoherent ramblings will wash off, because I'm obviously a sad troll (who can't troll), sadly using the internet on a Saturday night. Maybe English is my fourth language.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:58, closed)
I think you might have missed the point of b3ta, here.

(, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 0:30, closed)
Please enlighten
Maybe English is my fifth language.
(, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:27, closed)

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