Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
(
rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
« Go Back
The Granny Remote controlCos lets face it: no-one likes old folk. Except the spritely ones, who can be quite funny to watch.
Basically, the remote would contain these functions:
1)Fast forward (obviously)
2)a self explanitory "shut the fuck up you piss sodden witch" button. maybe called mute, but i dont think it'll catch on. particularly effective on stories of how youngsters are so rude nowadays. get over it.
3)Granny purse repeller. Fo the unfamiliar, the granny purse is stuffed to the brim with money, although in no higher coinage than a 5p, thus causing much irritation to those in the queue behind them at the shop, and the sales assistant who has to count it. this function would repel said purse (and bearer) out the shop. possibly vapourise too.
4) possibly for those who are overstaying their welcome, a stop button? maybe not... perhaps a "countdown" button, where it makes Countdown always on tv, therefor the oldies wont leave their house
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 21:23, Reply)
« Go Back