Drunk and disoriented
I was fairly irrational and got on Mrs Ducks nerves this weekend I had to share

I met up with an old friend in Bristol and got very pissed. Unfortunately the village where I live doesn't have a late bus service. And a taxi costs a stupendous amount of money. So I got a bus that got me close and walked along a cycle track to my village.

On the walk home the cycle track was pitch black. I just put my iPod on a bimbled along. I thought it was taking me a long time to get to the place where I leave the track but for some reason (cider) I kept on going. At this point I must have disassociated from conscience thought because I realised when I snapped back I had left the cycle track and I didn't know where I was. For some reason(cider) I didn't go back the way I came I continued to walk trying to find out where I was. At this point for some reason(cider) I tripped over a kerb with my hands in my pockets and face- planted the tarmac (split lip, nose bleed (no tissue), broke glasses).


I begged a lift off someone who obviously turned down the opportunity to spend any time with a very drunk bloke covered in blood.
I continued to wander about trying to find out where the fuck I was then Mrs Duck phones to find out where the fuck I am .... an uncomfortable conversation followed. She hung up fully intending to leave me to it but rang back, asked me what I could see (not much... no glasses and very pissed seeing wasn't one of my strong points) She eventually worked our where I was because of a garden centre and came and got me (and she had to wake up and bring my 8yr old daughter). To say I'm in the dog house is an understatement I may be forgiven about march next year.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:03, 7 replies)

beware the moon
and stick to the roads
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:25, closed)

I've heard that
The Slaughtered lamb does a decent pint up that way
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:53, closed)

they don't sell campari, though

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:54, closed)

They do a nice Malibu and Lemonade

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:18, closed)

What a miserable bitch and uptight. She should have been smashed on half price
Chardonnay and not in any state to pick you up.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:27, closed)

hehe
She had an early night because she had to work early the next morning, so her anger was justified I think. She's not normally that intolerant.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:01, closed)

All seems perfectly normal.
Which bit was irrational?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:42, closed)