Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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I work part time in a restaurant......for a bit of extra cash. Being independent they have a rather unorthodox application form with such questions as "If you were a drink what would you be?" and "What film character would you be and why?" One such application was passed around showing interests as "running, jumping and climbing trees." The same person wanted to be the wicked witch of the west because "I'd have my own band of flying monkeys". Successful applicants are then interviewed. The only question of any importance is "Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin?" Anyone not answering with ol' blue eyes is out on their ear.
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