Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Once upon a time...I was driving my old but functioning Citroen down to Cornwall when I stopped to pick up a hitchhiker. they turned out to be a little nuts and when I got out to help them with their bag, they pinned me against the bonnet.
Thinking quickly, I told my would-be assailant that I was carrying a large knife, and knew how to do some serious damage with it. This seemed to work, and off they went lest I cause them more harm than it was worth.
And that was a lie I told while on my 2CV....
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 14:03,
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