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I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.

My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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What the frack are proes?
My friends C.V I borrowed as a template for mine said that he enjoyes poetry and proes, so I copied this onto mine. However in an interview the employer asked me what poetry I enjoyed (managed to bluff my way round that) and then asked me about proes at which point I had to ask him what proes where. Sounds like ponce language to me!
(, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 14:21, Reply)

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