Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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I got in a lorry trouble...I put on my CV that I had a full HGV license, but on my first day I reversed the truck into my boss' car.
I couldn't back it up, you see.
Boom, and indeed, boom again, just for good measure.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 14:20, Reply)
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