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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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The suggestion that Noel Fielding is funny
Just because it's not cool to point out that he's shite doesn't make it untrue
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:37, 24 replies)
I quite like him on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, but his stand-up stuff needs work.
Boosh can fuck right the fuck off, though.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:39, closed)
He was good in Nathan Barley.
Mainly because he hardly ever opened his mouth.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:51, closed)
and the character he was playing was meant to be an annoying twat
he was perfect for the role
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:57, closed)
Jones as a self-absorbed bellend that Ashcroft is unfortunately stuck with ... hmm
*looks again*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:03, closed)
I didn't watch Nathan Barley.
Mainly because I'd enjoyed the column so much it was obvious it was never even going to touch the sides.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:10, closed)
have you seen that premium comedy effort?
it's like watching a compilation made up of all the stuff left on the cutting room floor after boosh was made, but worse.
you get the distinct impression he's in the final stages of an acid meltdown. all the witty, funny moments have passed, and you're basically faced with a wild-eyed gibbering wreck wearing the contents of the under-sink cupboard he's been hiding in for the past 4 hours,with pupils like saucers, stuck in some kind of cyclical 4 minute long babble-loop about miniaturised dead rock stars.
tl:dr version : shite.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:51, closed)
You obviously, like, just don't GET it, man.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:54, closed)
I was going to say it looks like he's desperately trying to eke out his fifteen minutes of fame
by throwing weird psychedelia at the screen in the hope that his sycophantic followers in the teen-friendly media will proclaim it to be bizarrely genius for fear of looking uncool.

But yours is better.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:55, closed)
I agree entirely
There are quite a few people who work well on panel shows but boil my piss otherwise, Jimmy Carr being the first one that comes to mind.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:03, closed)
Does Jimmy Carr exist outside of the endless carousel of TV panel shows?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:07, closed)
I'd happily send him, Russell Brand, and a few others to the Gulag.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:01, closed)
It's
the modern equivalent of The Emperor's New Clothes.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:12, closed)
Thank you!
A succint way of saying it
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:26, closed)
He makes me laugh.
Comedy in 'being subjective' shocker!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:15, closed)
^^ this ^^
Let's face it, Bernard Manning and Joe Pasquale got work...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:18, closed)
Here's my favourite Manning joke ever.
What's black and doesn't work?

Manning's kidneys.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:20, closed)
Superb!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:25, closed)
I'm stealing this one

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:22, closed)
Comedy is subjective
but that doesn't mean the likes of Fielding and Brand aren't utter wank if you look at it objectively.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:37, closed)
Except for the fact that it means precisely that, yes?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:35, closed)
He is funny though - old gregg et al? fark orf. that's good shit right there.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:51, closed)
Thank fuck, I was beginning to think it was just me who didn't "get" him

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:15, closed)
I can't stand that David Mitchell bloke, either

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:16, closed)
I was on your side for precisely one minute there

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:23, closed)

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