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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Parent 'Telly' Lies
Remember the old BBC (or ITV) test card, with the little girl standing in front of a blackboard? (also with the scary clown?)
Well when she was little my wife's dad told her that it was her... he convinced her that he'd sent in a photo and because she was so pretty they decided to put her on telly for everyone to see.

And Yes, my wife totally believed this for years - even proudly telling me about it not long after we first met.

Bloody Lying Parents!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:41, Reply)

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