A lot of people seem to confuse "laugh with" (oh, that's witty, a ha ha ha) with "laugh at" (you stupid prick, snirk snirk snirk)
"We need the joy", Rob admitted. Where's the joy in being an obnoxious bellend chuckling at another's misfortune?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:35, 29 replies)

It seems to me
that a lot of the people on here are somewhat embittered by their lives and the only way they can enjoy themselves is by sneering at someone else having a bad time. That or they're halfway through a humiliating mental collapse like that Marshmallow chap.

I do hope he's OK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:47, closed)

PATELS!!!!!!1!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:51, closed)

Hopefully Todd was able to talk him out of doing anything stupid.

If you're out there Albert - let us know you're alright will you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:55, closed)

Also: SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:56, closed)

SP

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:12, closed)

Nah, don't worry about it.
He'll be fine.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:12, closed)

That''s what they said about Mike.
Then he killed himself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:16, closed)

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( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:02, closed)

Thank goodness. Good old Todd. I knew he'd make sure you were safe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:11, closed)

can you clear out my junk email, ta very much.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, closed)

Yeah, particularly if what makes you laugh is other people dying
www.b3ta.com/questions/mademelaugh/post1802333
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:16, closed)

Nothing funnier than a tragic loss of life is there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:17, closed)

I'm sure his grieving family are fucking pissing themselves.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:18, closed)

Erm ... shurely shome mishtake?
You encourage others to kill themselves on a regular basis as part of your being incredibly lol, but lolling at others dying ... isn't funny and you're trying to take the moral highground?

Explain yourself, man!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:28, closed)

There are no circumstances under which the sad death of a fellow human being can be a legitimate source of mirth.
You, as a top level Goth, must surely understand this?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:33, closed)

You will learn that as long as it's happening to someone you don't know, it's always funny.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:41, closed)

I thought the hateful and completely made up lie story posted by poor old Albert Marshmallow
in the runup to his total mental collapse yesterday wasn't in the least bit funny. In fact, had he not simply stolen it from the letters page of Zoo magazine in a pathetic display of plagiarism I would have found it as distasteful as his 'I creepily hack girls' email accounts' story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:47, closed)

I too didn't find it funny, as it did appear to be reveling in the humiliation of another.
However, as you alluded to, the Zoo-style writing and content and implied plagiarism also led me to question whether or not it was actually true, and as such I simply wrote it off as another B3ta weirdo being, well - another B3ta weirdo.

But then, I can never be one to try to occupy the moral highground - not after what I did.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:57, closed)

I think the world would be a better place
if people like Albert Marshmallow took a moment to think about what they were doing, before disappearing into the black well of insanity in full view of an internet messageboard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:58, closed)

Disappearing into the black well of insanity in full view of an internet messageboard?
I don't think you fully grasp the concept of 'in full view'.

But what you definitely do have a grasp of is re-jigging Christmas carols to hilarious effect!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J_2tKCwu7Q

I reckon the kid 3rd from the right, 2nd row back is clearly singing 'PATELS!' instead of 'bells'. Is it you?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:41, closed)

Albert.
I had hoped that in the cold light of day, newly-sober and with a good night's sleep under your belt that you might have calmed down, but no, it seems not.

I'm going to be quite firm with you now: do please stop this. People are worried. Children are crying. Women are panic-strickenly changing their passwords. ENOUGH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:05, closed)

Also: SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:05, closed)

He went and edited the post where he suggested that to me, because as well as being particularly thick
he also lacks the courage of his convictions and is a weaselly coward of a man.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:25, closed)

Please kill yourself.
Thanks x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, closed)

That's better
You weren't quite coming across as an angry mental before
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, closed)

Oh come on, I said please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:45, closed)

I suggest you don't look at The Darwin Awards, or any number of strange/unusual deaths books, various /board posts (including the FP'd 'Fiddler on the Roof' - a reference to Rod Hull's demise), /talk posts (f**** d*** b***, anyone?), /qotw trolling about deceased parents, or even the "Stupid Deaths" sketch from hit CBBC show "Horrible Histories". They'll make one so sensitive, compassionate, and empathetic as yourself very, very upset indeed.

Probably best avoid "Weekend at Bernie's", too, just to be safe. Also, it's shit.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:02, closed)

It's this kind of vicious unpleasantness that is KILLING QOTW.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:32, closed)

I wish it would hurry up.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:38, closed)