A woman goes to the doctor complaining of abdominal pains
the doctor examines her, then asks her to take her seat.
"What is it, doctor?", she asks, "Is something wrong?"
"Let me put it this way", say the doctor, "How are you at changing nappies?"
"You mean..", beams the woman," ...you mean..I'm going to have a baby?"
"No, you've got bowel cancer"
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