Messing with the Dark SideWe all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
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chthonic, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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Frank used to live in our houseAfter some joking about how we should make a ouija board and summon up the spirit of Marc Bolan, my slighlty more enthusiastic than I housemate made a board out of some card and Crayola crayons. Using the lid off the top of the salt shaker, he got us all round to place a finger whilst he asked the questions. To be fair, I was pissed and wasn't taking it seriously, also partly due to the fact I don't believe in the occult in the slightest, so stood and watched. Eventually my mate managed to get through to some guy called Frank. Frank apparently lived in our house and was haunting it. The usual questions were asked, how did you die? Did you commit suicide? What's the afterlife like? I was smirking about how stupid they all looked and their bizarre fascination with the moving salt shaker lid. Then they asked "Frank, what is your favourite colour?". The lid crept slowly across the board from letter to letter and my housemate said each one out loud. M-A-U-V-E. Mauve. I couldn't handle it and absolutely pissed myself laughing, ruining the connection to the spirit world forever as Frank has never been available for comment since.
I've just noticed my room is painted mauve. Shit.
*first post! what's the deal about long posts? ahh fuck it, my knob's massive.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 1:40, Reply)
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